An Introvert's Favorite Nightmare

As a firmly established member of the International Brotherhood of Introverts*, I have received something that sends simultaneous yet conflicting chills down my spine. I got a fan letter! The horrors and pleasures collide in my head! I truly love to write and tell stories, but the loss of anonymity is unsettling. It is exciting that people enjoy the story, but someone has peered behind the pen. Months ago I began a simple blog for the day when someone outside the family would read my books, and now I introduce it as if I was answering a judge. Well friends, I hope I can bring some joy into your life with all this.
So now I introduce to you ... my first (and only) fan letter!
The Fans Speak

*International Brotherhood of Introverts is a non-organization that has numerous anonymous members who never meet.